Autor Tom Simons

It's a cruel, cruel world out there. Trust me, I've seen it. You're pretty much doomed unless you know how to survive.Which you don't. Which I do. Which is why I have written the ultimate survival guide to life.My name is TommyInnit. I've been around…

A laugh-out-loud 'best of' selection of TommyInnit's most weird and wonderful quotes - plus much more - carefully selected to BLOW YOUR MIND by him and best friend Wilbur Soot. 'Nah, I think I'd be a pretty bad shark' 'What if God was just legs?' 'We're…